Who knew there wasn’t any money in nonprofit work? PGP.

Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.

My life is a typo. PGP.

Already hating a new job I haven’t even started yet. PGP.

That one neighbor who doesn’t shovel his portion of the sidewalk…oh wait that was me. PGP.

“See you next year.” PGP.

Going out for lunch and your boss ends up at the same place. PGP.

Typing “shart” instead of “sharp” in an important email. PGP.