On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.