At this point I’m literally just pissing coffee. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

Living with your parents and still not managing to save any money. PGP.

Handling the stress of working 8 to 6, and then coming home to your parents. PGP.

Stashing plastic forks in your desk drawer. PGP.

The realization that money does, in fact, buy happiness, and you have none. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn picture. PGP.