NonProfitBetty

Betty is a 23-year old program coordinator for a non-profit in the ‘burbs of DC. Her job title sounds cooler than it actually is. She left Florida immediately following graduation in hopes of greener pastures and has since only found expensive rent and even more expensive drinks.

Member Since 01/22/2014

Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Debating a vasectomy after watching my boss’s kid for a half hour. PGP.

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Making less money than your parents pay in taxes. PGP.

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I was the first person in the office to get sick since the Ebola scare. Everyone thinks I have Ebola. PGP.

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The high school kids near my office drive nicer cars than me. PGP.

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“This Friday is Hawaiian shirt day” used to be a cruel joke. Now, it’s the best thing I hear all week. PGP.

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Searching Craigslist for a living room rug. PGP.

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The kief catcher on my grinder is the closest thing I have to a savings account. PGP.

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Anyone that signs their emails with “Cheers” can go to hell. PGP.

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