NonProfitBetty

Betty is a 23-year old program coordinator for a non-profit in the ‘burbs of DC. Her job title sounds cooler than it actually is. She left Florida immediately following graduation in hopes of greener pastures and has since only found expensive rent and even more expensive drinks.

Member Since 01/22/2014

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The urge to fiercely urinate woke me up 15 minutes before my alarm. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

What Old People Really Think About Millennials

Is it bad that the main reason I want to date him is his house is five minutes from my office? PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The pants that came with my suit had to be let out in the waist…and ass. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Seriously, fuck Steve. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I need to lose weight because I got fat. I can’t afford to lose weight because my suits won’t fit. PGP

Post Grad Problems

A Realistic NFL Stadium Seating Chart

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m better prepared to get Ebola than to get someone pregnant. PGP.

Post Grad Problems