NonProfitBetty

Betty is a 23-year old program coordinator for a non-profit in the ‘burbs of DC. Her job title sounds cooler than it actually is. She left Florida immediately following graduation in hopes of greener pastures and has since only found expensive rent and even more expensive drinks.

Member Since 01/22/2014

The 5 Types Of Fathers-In-Law

F**k Your Gameday Wedding

Not going to grad school because I just spent 17 fucking years in school. PGP.

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The combined record of my college team, my pro team, and my two fantasy football teams: 1-12. PGP.

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“Cake-eater” being more of a description of my diet than a ’90s insult. PGP.

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My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.

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Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.

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The lady at my favorite Chinese restaurant gave me an extra egg roll and a wink because I said “Ni Hao” to her. That’s the most action I’ve gotten in two months. PGP.

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The Stupidest Things My Friends Have Said In The Last Week

Sometimes I stay late when I have nothing to do after work. PGP.

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