Betty is a 23-year old program coordinator for a non-profit in the ‘burbs of DC. Her job title sounds cooler than it actually is. She left Florida immediately following graduation in hopes of greener pastures and has since only found expensive rent and even more expensive drinks.
Second ALL of this. Even going over a large pothole in a car can be painful. Although, I’m pretty sure the BF has started doing this on purpose for the periph jiggle.
3 years & 1 shared apartment into things I’ve shifted from showing him rings on Instagram when we’re drunk to doing it when we’re sober. So far, so good.
This is one of the few pieces of advice that has been passed down by my Dad and Granddad that I actually follow. This and the ‘if you can’t see through it, don’t drink it’ rule’.
If you think Shawn’s hoodie and beard aren’t ‘typical DC aesthetic’, you’ve clearly never been to DC. Georgetown may be classic prep, but it’s grossly underpopulated compared to the ‘Not trying to be a hipster, but really super Hipster’ communities in Shaw, U St, Columbia Heights, AdMo…
You gotta time your flights to Detroit to sync up during the Employee Christmas Karaoke party that happens in the middle of McNamara terminal. There are no words for that level of entertainment.
There’s a column on here weekly that’s devoted to making fun of stereotypical women. (Cough, what girls do after graduation, cough) I get ONE column that does the same for guys, and you all lose your shit. What’s that saying about not dishing it out if you can’t take it?
As a lady who drinks frequently, I’m confused as to how you missed essentially my top 3 go to’s in the alcohol category. Who the hell drinks Bud Light Limes?
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Feeling real called out with that hyperlinked Doodle….
Second ALL of this. Even going over a large pothole in a car can be painful. Although, I’m pretty sure the BF has started doing this on purpose for the periph jiggle.
5’8″ online is 5’6″ in person.
3 years & 1 shared apartment into things I’ve shifted from showing him rings on Instagram when we’re drunk to doing it when we’re sober. So far, so good.
I turn 27 in less than a month, and until this article, I hadn’t considered that I was crossing that ‘late 20’s’ bridge.
Drugs. It’s always drugs.
This is one of the few pieces of advice that has been passed down by my Dad and Granddad that I actually follow. This and the ‘if you can’t see through it, don’t drink it’ rule’.
If you think Shawn’s hoodie and beard aren’t ‘typical DC aesthetic’, you’ve clearly never been to DC. Georgetown may be classic prep, but it’s grossly underpopulated compared to the ‘Not trying to be a hipster, but really super Hipster’ communities in Shaw, U St, Columbia Heights, AdMo…
Having to google ‘Four Pins’. PGP.
You gotta time your flights to Detroit to sync up during the Employee Christmas Karaoke party that happens in the middle of McNamara terminal. There are no words for that level of entertainment.
There’s a column on here weekly that’s devoted to making fun of stereotypical women. (Cough, what girls do after graduation, cough) I get ONE column that does the same for guys, and you all lose your shit. What’s that saying about not dishing it out if you can’t take it?
Uh, what? You mean the ‘German Style’ beer hall that doesn’t serve German Beer? Get outta here with that shit, MoonDog.
Go bulls. Thought I was one of the few USF Alumni on here.
Who the hell has trouble spelling Mercury?
As a lady who drinks frequently, I’m confused as to how you missed essentially my top 3 go to’s in the alcohol category. Who the hell drinks Bud Light Limes?
I think you mean ‘survived’.
Being overly defensive about your city having the worst traffic. PGP.
I’d rather every weekend than everyday of the week.
There’s little I wouldn’t do for $450 rent.
But is the cheesy double beef burrito back?