Rosterbating at work. PGP.

Took a summer class. Still eligible to get students tickets for football season. PGS.

Texting more at work than you do when you’re not. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

Puked, but did not rally. PGP.

Going from “it’s not alcoholism until you graduate” to “it’s not alcoholism until you’re married.” PGP.

The awkward “let’s tell people we met at a bar” talk with your Tinder hook up. PGP.

Sway is literally the only person on the MTV that I know. PGP.

My little cousin said she loves Beyoncé. Trying to bond, I told her I liked Destiny’s Child. She had no idea what I was talking. PGP.

My girlfriend got me tickets to both a Packers game and a Brewers game in the same weekend for my birthday. I have to cut her loose because she set the bar too high on birthday gifts. PGP.