The office is having a party on my last day. It’s to welcome the fall interns. PGP.
“Let’s do lunch soon!” really just means “Let’s do lunch never.” PGP.
Everything in your cart being “personal” size, except the “family size” pack of cookies. PGP.
Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.
Got rear ended by a high schooler this morning. PGP.
It’s my turn to take the weekend shift. My boss verbally warned me “you need to be sober.” PGP.
Sometimes I restart my computer to kill five minutes. PGP.
Had a nice exchange with my mailman this morning. PGP.
Asking for a Jos. A. Bank gift card for your birthday. PGP.