Company Christmas party was dry. PGP.

Sometimes I use my coworker’s condiments, just to feel alive. PGP

If I don’t call it a “career” it means I haven’t given up on my dreams….right? …

All I want for Christmas is beer, better Netflix, and for my student loans to be paid. PGP.

College kids bitching about finals week. PGP.

Pulled something getting out of my car this morning. PGP

I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Got engaged Friday. On Saturday my future in-laws got upset because we didn’t have a date picked. PGP

Uber small talk. PGP.

Came back mentally from thanksgiving this morning. Checked out for Christmas this afternoon.