Taking a snapchat selfie because you’re taller than the bathroom stall, only to have your boss walk in and see you because you’re taller than the bathroom stall. PGP

Ugh. PGP.

Not remembering which dating app you met on. PGP.

Cost-benefit analysis of paying for more tinder swipes. PGP

Getting emails from your boss that has all the information stuffed in the subject line and the only thing in the body is “Thanks.”

We’re hiring new people and I just heard my boss say we need to “make room” for them. PGP

The southern California sales rep sends emails with the signature “InSane Diego”.

Still numb from that missed kick.