My favorite Chipotle order gave me instant heartburn today.

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.

I called in sick after a 3 day weekend. PGP.

Developing a violent melatonin dependence. PGP

“Lunch is for analysts who don’t want to keep a job here long.” PGP

I’m having a hard time switching from “turnt” to “lit.” PGP.

Venmo has become my favorite form of social media.

Love at first swipe. PGP.

The only Valentine I got was from Team Snapchat. PGP

Choosing the middle stall for my morning dump. PGPM