I used to Facebook while drunk, but I recently switched to Linkedin. PGP.

Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

Employer just implemented random drug testing. PGP.

I tell people I can’t remember names because of concussions from football, but it’s really because I don’t care what their name is. PGP.

Regional manager is taking the last 3 of us out to lunch this week. We’re going to the food court at the local mall. PGP.

Had my first sex related injury this weekend. PGP.

Seriously questioning if you really have to get a tire repaired after using fix-a-flat. PGP.