Winter weight gain. PGP

I never thought I’d be so exhausted that I’d skip a shower for 10 minutes of extra sleep. PGP

Every day your car starts in subzero weather it feels like winning the lottery. PGP

I’ve become more comfortable pooping at the office than at my apartment. PGP.

Used an old $20 at the grocery store. The cashier called someone over to look at it because she thought it was fake. PGP.

The only items in my fridge are condiments and beer.

The annual “What’s your address? We’re sending out Christmas cards.” texts from your friends who got married during the year. PGP.

YouTube has taught me more about my job than any amount of training ever has. PGP.