My ex-girlfriend changed her Netflix password. PGP.

Day 2 of taking Adderall: still no actual work done, but just in case anyone asks, I have exactly 318 Post-it’s in 7 different colors and the building I can see from my cubicle has 240 windows. PGP.

“So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.” PGP.

Today I was told not to make eye contact with a client. PGP.

Weekly computer troubleshooting phone calls from family because you work in IT. PGP.

I would put pine tar on my neck if it got get me kicked out of work for the day. PGP.

“Please don’t talk to me. Please don’t talk to me. Please don’t talk to me.” PGP.

The weather is pretty average so there’s not much to talk about with most of the office. PGP.