Really thought I’d be making more money at this age. PGP.

The irony of being a divorce attorney on Tinder. PGP.

Using your current employer’s printer and scanner to send out your signed offer letter. PGP.

Can’t remember the last time I bought Gatorade for a sports-related reason. PGP.

After two years of work, I just now realized I haven’t been contributing to my 401K. Check your pay stubs, kids. PGP.

Getting yelled at for not responding to an email your boss forgot to send in the first place. PGP.

Couples who publicly celebrate monthiversaries, we’re not in middle school anymore. PGP.

That soul crushing moment when you realize the report you’ve been working on for the last month will be glanced at once. If you’re lucky. PGP.

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

The copier feeds off of toner and fear. PGP.