I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.

According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

Still using a painted “Formal 2010” cooler. #PGP

“Who do you have in your final four?” PGP.

I got a yellow onion at the store instead of a red one. Just to mix things up. PGP

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Boss had me chauffeur him to a job site to avoid parking. Got an hour long nap out of the deal. PGP.

I submitted a two-day vacation request while my boss was on a three-week vacation. The day he got back, he rejected my request. PGP.

“What do you mean it didn’t save?” PGP.