Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Hungover at work. On a Tuesday. PGP.

I turned 25 yesterday, then had a nightmare that my car insurance didn’t go down like everyone said it would. PGP.

Someone is selling two parakeets at the office, if you’re into that sort of thing. PGP.

My “Sunday Funday” consisted of getting drunk and giving high school kids unsolicited advice. PGP.

I moved to the city to have a better social life. My exorbitant rent now makes that impossible. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.