Sneezed at the urinal, pissed on my tie. PGP.

Brooks Brothers taste on a JoS. A. Bank budget. PGP.

Your boss questioning decisions that they instructed you to make. PGP.

Forgot to put on deodorant this morning. Had to train a hot new intern. She was repulsed by me. PGP.

Your boss interrupting a call he made to you with “Hold on while I hit this next shot.” PGP.

I’m seriously considering moving in with a girl I’m not that interested in just so I can save 50% on rent. PGP.

If Sallie Mae was a real person, I’d hunt her down and punch her in the fucking face. PGP.

Hearing friends’ salaries and knowing I picked the wrong major. PGP.

Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.