The high today was 75. The low today was when I ate my lunch alone in my car.

I feel like by the time I can actually afford nice stuff, I’ll be too old to enjoy it PGP.

Packing a lunch to save money. Eating lunch by 1030AM. Still ending up at Chipotle. PGP

The awkward moment when your boss asked you to perform a task you lied about being proficient in on your résumé PGP

The Yellow King’s girlfriend complaining about not having sex in three weeks.