Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Study Proves What We Already Knew: Men Are The Laziest

Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

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Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

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What Your Attire Says About Your Wedding

Gave in my two weeks. People keep saying “We will miss you”. How am I supposed to respond to that? PGP.

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Things Guys Do After Graduation: Try To Golf

America: Land Of The Free, Home Of The Rage

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Become A Foodie

The 5 People Who Ruin Public Transit For All Of Us

I don’t think anyone in my office would notice if I went missing.

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