Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Just uttering “Mornin'” to a coworker because you’re apparently too lazy to say “Good morning.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The “Can I get your John Hancock on this?” for paperwork requiring a signature. PGP

Post Grad Problems

The Time WebMD Made Me Think I Was Losing A Ball/My Life

The Private Sector Is Where It’s At

My Dream Job Is Being A Stay At Home Dad

I’m Doing Time In Postgrad Purgatory

It’s not “Piece of Shit Car,” but it will do.

Adam Sandler’s Tribute Song To David Letterman Did Not Suck

We’re almost half way through the second quarter already

Post Grad Problems

Dear Parents, Don’t Raise Racists

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Become Fitness Instructors