Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Shoutout To My Work Best Friend

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

Post Grad Problems

I Hate Your Wedding

You’re Not Living The Dream, These People Are Living The Dream

The old ladies at work tell me I dress like their husbands. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Who needs birth control when you can just listen to your coworkers bitch about their kids all day, everyday.

Post Grad Problems

Threatening to boycott your friends wedding if they don’t have an open bar. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Overrated Or Underrated: Happy Hour

The Key To Building “Dad Strength”

Don’t Be A Dick To The Interns