Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.

Post Grad Problems

The Tiger Woods Fatheads That We Really Need

The Truth About Changing A Loaded Diaper

The guy next to me quit so I switched my monitor for his bigger one. PGPM.

Post Grad Problems

Ranking Your Terrible Breakfasts

The Worst “Oh Shit” Moments On Social Media

Oh, Look, Another Bachelor Party

I don’t go to happy hour with my coworkers for fear of getting drunk and telling them how much I hate them

Post Grad Problems

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Throw Jewelry Parties

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