Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

The Best Quotes From My Notes Page

Fix It Yourself, You Coward

I Hate People Who Whistle And It’s Ruining My Life

Please Invite Me To Your Housewarming Party

Writers’ Roundtable: Favorite Sports Movie

The Cubicle Warrior’s Double Life: Baseball Game

I’m Panicking Because Summer Is Here, And I’m Still Fat

I Don’t Know How I’d Get Through My Work Day Without Jimmy Buffett

My Hangovers Are Only Getting Worse And One Day They Will Literally Kill Me

I Spent My Morning Making Fun Of Vaping With A Random Online Customer Service Rep