Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

I Sat Next To A Sorority Chick In The Nail Salon And Live-Tweeted Her Break Up With Her Boyfriend Over The Phone

Girls, These Red Flags In Your Dating Profiles Are Ruining Your Chances At Happiness (And Getting Laid)

What Really Makes Or Breaks Your Adult Relationship

I Live In A Big City And I Love Hosting Visitors

How To Execute The 30-Minute Lunch Break In The Most Depressing Way Possible

A Letter To High School Douchebag Me

Sure, if a Bob Dylan-esque dude is playing piano at your place, you might’ve taken things too far. But still.

This Music Video About Working From Home After A Few Too Many Drinks Is Too Accurate

The People Have Spoken And The World Refuses To Stop Sizzling

Sack Up And Call Her

Bachelor Parties Are The Post Grad Pinnacle