Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Power Ranking The Greatest Types Of French Fries

Get Up And Go To The Range

An Entry Level Guide To Hazing The Interns

I Just Ate A Family Size Stouffer’s Lasagna All By Myself

The Cubicle Warrior’s Double Life

I Have To Be A Bridesmaid And I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

Writers’ Roundtable: What Makes A Good Bar?

A Letter To The Man I Was A Week Before Graduation

Stop Letting Stupid Shit Get The Best Of You

It’s Hard To Fake It On Twitter, And That’s Why It’s The Best