Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

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I Am Sick Of Your Beach Body Bullshit

The Chronicles Of Todd: The Kentucky Derby, Part II

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The Chronicles Of Todd: The Kentucky Derby, Part I

The Cubicle Warrior’s Double Life: Tee Time

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