Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

Disgruntled Passenger Sues the TSA After Missing the Flight

I Started Working At A Bar And Realized We’re All A Bunch Of Disgusting Animals

Things I’ve Gotten Worse At: Exercising

I Will Always Be A Dog Guy

Do Yourself A Favor And Date A Military Man

A Few Things To Thank My Old Man For This Father’s Day

Questions About Relationships From A Guy Who’s New To The Game

What I Really Wish I Could Say During Interviews

I Had To Ask A Stranger To Stop Watching Porn On Our Public Computer Yesterday

A Bar Called “The Frat House” – The Original Shitty Business Idea