Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

It’s Time For Women To Speak Freely About Pooping

What I Learned About Justice After My Friend’s Wife Compromised Our Group Text

Things I’ve Gotten Worse At: Fitting In

We’re All Just Faking It

Savage Phillies Fan Gets Ejected From Game By Ump

A Dude’s Breakdown of “The Bachelorette” Finale

Being The Grill Master Is A Privilege, Not A Right

Crying In The Shower Is Now Part Of My Hangover Ritual

My Postgrad Nightmares

Writers’ Roundtable: What’s Your Go-To Hangover Cure?