I can relate to only 15% of the pop culture references my boss makes. PGP.
You make a drunken scene at one family wedding, and no one lets you live it down. PGP
I don’t piss excellence in the morning. I piss dark roast. PGP
“You look like you could use a vacation”
Knowing your the first in line of “non-essentials” to go when things turn bad.
Amazon has Dockers 35% off this week. PGP.
“I’m still trying to play catch-up from being out of the office last week.” PGP
Everyone in my office assumes they’re invited to my wedding. PGP