“Is it really necessary for me to be on this call?” PGP.

My fiancée scheduled a wedding venue tour during the Packers game on Sunday. PGP.

May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP

Had a pumpkin spice latte this morning. Its was totally premature for fall. I’m used to being premature. That’s why I’m all alone in this world.

I’m much better at professional relationships than I am at regular relationships. PGP.

In the car by myself I audibly cheered because the good parking spot was open.

Having to unbutton your pants before your drive home from work. PGP.