I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

“Swiped right” being our generation’s “high school sweethearts” story told during wedding vows.

Being asked what your plans are for the weekend by older coworkers then extremely disappointing them with your response. PGP.

Passing off a hangover as horrible allergies.

Not being able to watch your team play the late game in the playoffs. PGP.

Practicing your golf swing mid conversation with a co-worker. PGP

My Tinder matches give me pep talks.

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.

“The webinar will begin shortly. Please remain on the line” PGP