One too many glasses of pinot while watching the bachelorette and I now have a 6-month membership to match.com. #PGP

Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

Helping people find their dream job was not my dream. #PGP

Power ranking the different departments at your company by their hold music. PGP.

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.