Cut off from bottomless mimosas. PGP.
I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP
Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.
My co-workers still ask how my ex is doing. PGP.
I need coffee to poop in the morning now PGP
I can’t even afford to casually date. PGP.