I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Management has been asking for people to volunteer to take days off to save money on payroll. I volunteered tomorrow so I can go to a job interview. PGPM.

Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.

Waiting for PGP to post new columns on Monday morning. PGP.

Not telling your parents you got promoted because you’re scared they’ll stop giving you money. PGP.

In yesterday’s mail I received: a mortgage statement, a bill from my dermatologist, and a wedding invitation. So, all bills. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.