I’m 100% positive the guy begging for change by my office has a higher net worth than me. PGP.

Two years into the real world. Still haven’t used algebra. At all. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

I need to get new friends, but I won’t. PGP.

I’m still hourly. PGP.

My company’s life insurance policy makes me worth more dead than alive. PGP.

I cant decide whether to sleep or celebrate your wedding this weekend. PGP.

Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.