Dreaming about retirement three years into the workforce. PGP.

Spending your birthday weekend as part of a bridal party. PGP.

I quit three days ago, mentally. PGP.

If I see the hashtag #LoveMyJob one more time I am going to flip out. PGP.

The only greater hell I can imagine than being here for over two years is being the type of person that is willing to stay for over two years. PGP.

No amount of water can fix this Adderall and coffee induced cotton mouth. PGP.

Wondering what would happen if I just “forgot” to come back to work after lunch. PGP.

My friends are all getting engaged. I’m still puking on street corners. PGP.