My rent now could cover my entire house’s rent in college. PGP.

The fine line between judgment and jealousy when you find out a friend’s parents still pay their rent. PGP.

Not being funny enough for the PGP wall. PGP.

Realizing you’d rather start at the bottom somewhere else than advance within your current organization. PGP.

I’m the only person in my office that didn’t take an extra day for the 4th. PGP.

When my parents asked me what I wanted for my birthday this year, I asked for a sonicare toothbrush. PGP.

Forgetting everything you read on Friday in preparation for a Monday morning meeting. PGP.

Labor Day can’t come soon enough. PGP.

I don’t even look at the clock anymore. I tell time by how many times I click “I’m Still Listening” on Pandora. PGP.