Work was offering free lunch today but instead I drove 10 minutes and ate at Arby’s alone just to get out of the office. PGP.

1: “What do you do for a living?” 2: “I don’t want to talk about it.” PGP.

Showing up to work early just to print out concert tickets on the color printer. PGP.

It’s 9:30 in the morning and I already feel like I need a beer. PGP.

At least the obnoxiously loud construction going on outside is drowning out the voices of my coworkers. PGP.

Doing the math and realizing you’ve already spent an entire paycheck on weddings this summer. PGP.

To open the video Snapchat at work, or not. PGP.

Making sure no one can see your computer screen from the hall. PGP.

If not for gchat, I may have gone insane by now. PGP.

Weddings have become the replacement for frat parties, but with more parental supervision. PGP.