Listening to the execs plan their trip to the Hamptons. I’m excited for a seven dollar bar crawl this weekend. PGP.

New office suite neighbors leading to increased bathroom traffic in the halls. Can’t I just poop in peace? PGP.

“Have a safe 4th of July weekend!” Don’t tell me how to live my life. PGP.

Promotions that manage to make you feel worse about yourself. PGP.

I hope I find a new job soon so I can put this resignation letter I wrote months ago to good use. PGP.

When the highlight of your week is getting on the PGP wall. PGP.

Working for a company that doesn’t have “summer Fridays.” PGP.