Hearing “Thunderstruck” at work and being reminded of day drinking in college. PGP.

Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.

You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Being too tired at the end of the work day to look for a new job. PGP.

Saw a waitress storm out and quit today…I haven’t been this inspired in a while

I want to go to lunch and never come back. PGP.

I wonder if I just got up and went home right now if anyone would even notice. PGP.

“We’re going to start making some changes here in the office…”

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.