I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

Had Claritin-D and a Red Bull for breakfast this morning. PGP.

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

“Can you check this for me?” PGP.

Having to “urban dictionary” words interns use. PGP

My Tinder matches give me pep talks.

Making up your own title. PGP.

Testing the limits of casual Friday. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

Cried on the way to work today. PGP.