Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP

Balancing a heavy workload with heavy drinking. PGP

“Are you busy?” PGP.

My mom texts every Friday morning asking me if I have “big plans” for the weekend.

Combining sick days with vacation days on your time sheet. PGP.

Holy shit my timeline is nauseating. PGP.

I don’t go to happy hour with my coworkers for fear of getting drunk and telling them how much I hate them

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP