If you really want to quit forever, I have a full-proof method. It will most likely require an entire weekend, but ultimately it’s worth it. Once your calendar is clear, make sure you have plenty of water, oatmeal, [legal] cannabis, and whatever sports drink you like. Also, grab your final two cans of chew – preferably pouches. You may only need one can, but could go through two if you’re used to long-cut.
A couple of hours after dinner, start with two pouches. Wait 30 minutes after spitting them out, and put in four more. Once those are done, four more, and so on until you finish the can. Sometimes you will only want to leave them in for five minutes, but just keep spitting.
Next comes puking, but remember, It will only be temporary!
You will feel really sick for the next day or so, but you will be fine since you’ve prepared for this.
Once you complete this, just the smell of tobacco will make you nauseous.
It may not be pretty, but it works.
Too bad you aren’t a fight fan
RIP Jack
What happened with Jack?
Extra toasty Cheez-Its or gtfo
If you really want to quit forever, I have a full-proof method. It will most likely require an entire weekend, but ultimately it’s worth it. Once your calendar is clear, make sure you have plenty of water, oatmeal, [legal] cannabis, and whatever sports drink you like. Also, grab your final two cans of chew – preferably pouches. You may only need one can, but could go through two if you’re used to long-cut.
A couple of hours after dinner, start with two pouches. Wait 30 minutes after spitting them out, and put in four more. Once those are done, four more, and so on until you finish the can. Sometimes you will only want to leave them in for five minutes, but just keep spitting.
Next comes puking, but remember, It will only be temporary!
You will feel really sick for the next day or so, but you will be fine since you’ve prepared for this.
Once you complete this, just the smell of tobacco will make you nauseous.
It may not be pretty, but it works.
Stretch jeans are a game changer.
Lol @ “standing there like a doofus”
Join a Jiu Jitsu gym – you’ll make friends in no time.
You should check out Jordan Peterson’s lectures on Carl Jung and The Lion King.
Pair it with some ABC pants if you really want to be comfortable at the office.
Sugar is the enemy.
There’s also the dude who watched all of the And 1 mixtapes and constantly displays his handles – or lack thereof.
How often are you at the Onnit Academy?
TJ Maxx / Homegoods has a dope selection most of the time. Grab a wood wick for a soothing crackle.
Responding does more harm than good.
She’s Marnie.
Get it!
Have you looked into a ketogenic diet and/or intermittent fasting?
Gone in 60 seconds, Poolhall Junkies, Mean Girls
Throw some MCT oil in there while you’re at it
mmm, whopper breath