Boss wants me to lead 8 a.m. meeting. I just got back from vacation. PGP.

Too broke to change my Brita filter so I guess I’ll just keep drinking Miller Lite. PGP.

The hand bra picture in the “Temps” ad making me really self-conscious about reading this site at the office. PGP.

“I need to get my steps in.” PGP.

Contemplated calling the police on anyone who blew off a firework after 10 p.m. PGP.

Blatantly streaming The Open during useless, company-mandated “training.” PGP.

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP

I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

Your mom tracking you down on linkedin and endorsing you for every single one of your skills, even though she still isn’t quite sure what it is you do for a living. PGP.