Gave my two week notice today. Best day at work in months. PGP.

Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.

I have literally zero control over how much I drink whenever I go out. PGP.

Still playing Flappy Bird. PGP.

Getting a rejection letter four minutes after applying for a job. PGP.

Getting new tires on my car means not eating out for a month. PGP.

Feeling untouchable after your boss comes to talk to you and you actually have work on your computer screen. PGP.

Using self checkout because I’m too embarrassed to face a clerk while I buy Lunchables in a shirt and tie. PGP.

Showing my boss – who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year – how to make “cool bullet sounds” for his PowerPoint presentation. PGP.

Checked in for my flight exactly 24 hours before it boarded. Boarding position B 54. PGP.