Damn I should have been a teacher.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

Having an emergency excel sheet ready to pull up so that you look busy, just in case someone walks by. PGP.

This post is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.

Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP.

The daily battle of trash bin placement in my cubicle with the janitor.

I wanted to turn out like Clark and Ellen, but I ended up like Todd and Margo. PGP.

One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.

Wearing the same pair of jeans to work for the third day in a row. PGP.