Immediately making lunch plans via Gchat upon sitting at your desk on Monday. PGP.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

Fruit is fucking expensive. PGP.

Really starting to get tired of the breakfast at the hotel I’m staying in. PGP.