Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.

Getting winded from the office stairs. PGP.

I don’t know how to put a GIF directly into a comment. PGP.

Having a surplus of PTO and a shortage of funds to do anything with it. PGP.

Not getting invited to the PGP beach vacation. PGP.

Went on a brunch date, got sunburned. PGP.

I don’t give a damn about your cheat day. PGP.